After yesterday's tooth extraction I've been feeling like there is something missing (in my life... Maybe it's a tooth.
This pun would mean nothing to anyone who was not a Marcia Hines fan in the 1970's (I'm proud to say I was). Just search her name and 'Something's Missing' on YouTube to get my drift.
Anyway, this is what I've discovered...
1. You never know how large your teeth are until you start tonguing the gap. MASSIVE.
2. Teeth stop you from sucking the inside of your cheek onto your mouth chamber (if that is such a terminology).
3. The gum line feels hideously deformed after having the dente removed.
4. It hurts more on the second day - especially your cheekbone (if it's on the top deck).
5. Despite the offending septicemia-ridden tooth being removed from the roots, it still stinks like a rotting corpse.
I'm off to bed now. Trying to go to sleep before I start feeling sorry for myself.
Until tomorrow, be thankful for all the things in your life that are not missing.
Grace xx
Tuesday, 14 December 2010
Something's missing...
Monday, 13 December 2010
Better out than in
You may recall that I had some teething problems in Penang a few months back.
I was in a dilemma about what to do - save my tooth at the cost of hundreds, if not thousands, without any guarantee that it would work out... Or remove the troublesome tooth.
I couldn't decide what to do, so I chose to hold out till I saw my favorite dentist in Australia.
So, to cut a long story short, after a couple of consultations with Dr.McKinnon, it was deemed that my tooth was not able to be saved and needed to be extracted - which happened today.
I have grown quite attached to my teeth and this little festering incisor proved difficult to say goodbye to, despite smelling like a rotting corpse in the Amazon jungle.
As I lay on the dentist chair I knew the time had come to let go of my septicemic tooth, and all the attachments it came with.
As Dr.McKinnon struggled to pull the three-rooted tooth from its core, I took deep breaths and said "let go, let go, holding onto this tooth is doing you more harm than good".
So with a few good tugs, my tooth was removed - and so was the septicemic stench.
Until tomorrow remember that the saying "it's better out than in" relates to more than stinky farts.
Grace xx
Tuesday, 10 August 2010
Dental Drama

- To remove my tooth completely and clean up the damaged tissue. Then after a minimum of three months healing time, get an implant for several thousand bucks. Ouch.
- Have dental surgery, which involves a procedure so horrible that I couldn't possibly traumatise you (or me) with the details. Let's just say they'll be getting in behind my gum to clean up the tissue and kill the infection before sewing me back up again. Gross.